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Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Dreamer (Generic Zoner) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 7:22:39

Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt?

You're in a hospital, sir. I'm with the police. We weren't sure you were going to wake up. You had a golf club wrapped around your neck. Just tell us everything you remember.

Well, I was teaching my wife golf. Of course, I won every hole. But on the little par 3, 17th hole, we both hit right to the green, and we both putted right to the pin.

When I walked to the flag, I saw one putt had overshot, but the other ball had apparently sunk. I didn't know whose it was, so I pulled the flag, looked in, saw it was her Spalding in there, and I said, "Looks like your hole, dear." That was the last thing I remember.

Post 2 by Stevo (The Established Ass) on Sunday, 01-Nov-2009 22:23:03

Youch. A classier woman would have returned a quip relating to the guy's balls but oh well. lol

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-Nov-2009 5:57:22

outch!. rotfl!

Post 4 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 03-Nov-2009 20:11:15

oops...

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 03-Nov-2009 20:12:51

ouch...